Slug It Out

The notorious oblong Chinese Rhino Slug virus is reportedly still on the rampage in spite of dedicated efforts to raise awareness of it. The virus works by infecting user computers with a creeping sense of disaffection that gradually works its way into every functioning application installed. Users who have been affected by the virus initially began to notice something was awry when they found that programs would operate in a sluggish, despondent fashion, often hanging and even crashing if the user attempted to view upbeat Internet content such as cat videos.